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Old 10-02-2014, 09:11   #1
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Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow

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Forget crocodiles and snakes, the real animal threat in Australia is wild pigs. At least if you’re camping.

At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers that had been left out improperly secured. And just like anyone 18 beers in at a rural dive bar, the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow, resulting in the cow chasing the pig around a car.

“In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans,” said a visitor.

The pig was later reported sleeping his hangover (and shame of trying to take down a cow?) off under a tree.

While feral pigs are considered an invasive pest in many parts of the country, it’s also a reminder to keep food and drink secured when camping. Just imagine if it had been a drunk kangaroo.

http://gadling.com/2013/09/10/austra...g-steals-beer/
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Old 10-02-2014, 09:13   #2
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Hell same thing happens here daily but we call them rednecks....
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Old 10-02-2014, 12:05   #3
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Hell same thing happens here daily but we call them rednecks....
At least they hogtie the cows.
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Old 10-02-2014, 13:25   #4
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"Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow"

Oh, is that all that happened.

I thought this was a story about Hillary and Moochelle.

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Old 10-02-2014, 13:37   #5
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Oh, now you have to go and insult pigs and cows.

I need another beer.
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