Be careful what you ask for

[Sdiver]

One night a little boy was sitting out on the porch with his grandpa who is smoking a cigar..

Boy: Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?

Grandpa: Does your pecker touch your butthole?

Boy: No.

Grandpa: Then no, you cannot puff the cigar!

The next night the boy comes outside and sits next to his grandpa who is drinking a beer..

Boy: Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?

Grandpa: Does your peter touch your pooper?

Boy: No.

Grandpa: Then no, you cannot sip the beer!

The next day the little boy is sitting outside on the porch with a plate of cookies. Grandpa walks out and sits next to him..

Grandpa: Mmm cookies! Can grandpa have one?

Boy: Grandpa, does your dick touch your asshole?

Grandpa: (smiling proudly) YES! YES IT DOES!

Boy: Good! Then go fuck yourself because these are my cookies and you can't have them!