Monster Buck

[MR2]

From an impeccable source!!

My faith in Internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.

Below is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.



Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama

[orion5]

....meanwhile, this is what General Boykin was doing this weekend....

Take that, Barry!

[TOMAHAWK9521]

Originally Posted by orion5

....meanwhile, this is what General Boykin was doing this weekend....

Take that, Barry!

Nice bull! Well done, sir.

Now, if you want to look at some crazy racks, try this. This is the result of somebody breading freak hybrids of a North American elk with a red deer.