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You might be a redneck...
If the bar calls because YOUR DOG needs a ride home...
you might be a redneck.
True story.
About 2 years ago our dog started to freak out and run off whenever there were loud noises or bad weather (even chewing through the fence to get out).
He's getting older, and can't seem to find his way home anymore at night.
He can, however, consistently find his way to one of the local bars.
If he's not brought inside early enough, and something spooks him, we'll get a call (usually from a drunk patron).
Stressed middle-aged dog goes bar-hopping.
Had to pick him up again tonight.
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Waiting for the perfect moment is a fruitless endeavor.
Make a decision, and then make it the right one through your actions.
"Whoever watches the wind will not plant; whoever looks at the clouds will not reap." -Ecclesiastes 11:4 (NIV)
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. Although I know that most of this board can't relate...
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