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Old 06-02-2013, 16:03   #1
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Global Facts About Sex
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.

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Old 06-02-2013, 16:04   #2
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Man, the truth is painful.
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Oooops! Caught me.
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And another old fart is probably looking at porn.
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And another old fart is probably looking at porn.
Coffee...keyboard....LMAO.

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