03-24-2013, 07:14
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Wow. Some great news reporting
Study: More Than 17,500 Genital Injuries From Zippers In US
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2013/...zippers-in-us/
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03-24-2013, 07:32
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Now that's some important information. I wonder how much that grant cost the US taxpayer? Money well spent IMO. Clearly describing a looming healthcare crisis. Thankfully Obama Care will be fully implemented next year to "head" this one off. Thank you BHO you're da man!
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03-24-2013, 07:37
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Are the TV ad from the class action lawyers, "You may be entitled to compensation. . . ", far behind? Easier to say than mesotheliomia.
Who's gonna be "Doug"?
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03-24-2013, 07:43
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sounds like Darwin is trying to clean the gene pool by using the zippers to cut these guys balls off.
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03-24-2013, 07:47
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For some reason, this story reminds me of the Destiny's Child song "I Got a New Way to Walk".
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03-24-2013, 08:03
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Slow news day - however, comedy writers have a difficult time coming up with gems like this excerpt:
"The study, which was published in BJU International..."
And for those of you who were thinking the obvious,  you're wrong - it's Bob Jones University International.
And so it goes...
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03-24-2013, 08:40
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BAN ASSAULT ZIPPERS NOW
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03-24-2013, 08:47
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I would say this is not so much great news reporting as poor zipping technique.
I'm sure a multimillion dollar grant will follow to investigate zipping habits of those who sufferred injuries and/or looking for post-injury PTSD.
All the more reason to wear a kilt (or button-fly pants).
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03-24-2013, 08:48
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BAN ASSAULT ZIPPERS NOW
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lol I actually wouldn't be surprised if Bloomberg did ban zippers at some point. Maybe during his 20th or 30th term.
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03-24-2013, 08:52
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I'm sure a multimillion dollar grant will follow to investigate zipping habits of those who sufferred injuries and/or looking for post-injury PTSD.
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Great Idea! Wonder how much I can get?
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03-24-2013, 09:43
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I would say this is not so much great news reporting as poor zipping technique.
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Instead of a "Save the Ta Ta's" campaign, we should have a "Save the Pee Pee's" campaign!
Ban Assault Zippers... LMAO
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03-24-2013, 09:43
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03-24-2013, 15:50
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What percent of the afflicted were elected officials?
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03-24-2013, 17:37
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sounds like Darwin is trying to clean the gene pool by using the zippers to cut these guys balls off.
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This is a good thing, then.
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03-24-2013, 22:30
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