02-05-2013, 07:51
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NK Releases Video of Missile Attack on America
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-america.html
lol "'Course I ain't braggin' or anything, 'cause it hasn't happened, yet."-Hank Hill's Boy, Bobby.
NORTH Korea has poached Michael Jackson's peace anthem We Are the World to soundtrack a chilling video showing a US city under missile attack.
The bizarre footage, uploaded on the secretive state's official webpage, comes as Kim Jong-un prepares for an "imminent" nuclear weapon test.
The propaganda movie depicts a smiling lad dreaming of a regime rocket being launched into the air and travelling to America.
The three-and-a-half minute vid then shows a mystery city full of skyscrapers being attacked with multiple explosions, while the Stars and Stripes flag flutters in the background.
Captions on the screen written in Korean say: "Somewhere in the United States, black clouds of smoke are billowing.
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02-05-2013, 08:08
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02-06-2013, 08:09
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...surprised NK went with theme music by the one-gloved-one and not something a bit closer to home...
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02-06-2013, 14:35
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Originally Posted by tonz
...surprised NK went with theme music by the one-gloved-one and not something a bit closer to home...
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probably because no one there has eaten since 1985...
Would it be wrong to stream in the Texas State Fair chili cook off to every TV in North Korea?
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02-06-2013, 14:43
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probably because no one there has eaten since 1985...
Would it be wrong to stream in the Texas State Fair chili cook off to every TV in North Korea?
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There's only one TV in NK.
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02-06-2013, 15:34
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There's only one TV in NK.
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Yes, but the Glorious Leader invented and manufactured it from unicorn farts, fairy tears, and pixie dust...
Some myths and idiosyncracies from Kim Jong Un's father, Kim Jong Il...
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3. Wanted to breed giant rabbits
German media reported in 2007 that Kim hoped to solve the famine in his country by breeding giant rabbits. An east German farmer who bred rabbits the size of dogs was apparently asked by North Korea to help set up a big bunny farm to alleviate food shortages. To get things going, he sent a batch of 12 giant rabbits to North Korea, but was shocked to hear they were eaten at Kim's birthday banquet that year.
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5. High achiever
Official records reportedly show that Kim learned to walk at the age of three weeks, and was talking at eight weeks. While at Kim Il Sung University, he apparently wrote 1,500 books over a period of three years, along with six full operas. According to his official biography, all of his operas are "better than any in the history of music." Then there's his sporting prowess. In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that the first time Kim picked up a golf club, he shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat. He then decided to retire from the sport forever.
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10. Didn't defecate
It is reported that Kim's official biography on the North Korean state web site, which has since been taken down, claimed that Kim did not defecate. Enough said.
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