There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain about the gun registry people
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking

had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!