Dogs

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Three dogs are sitting in the vets waiting room - a poodle, schnauzer and great dane.
Scnauzer turns to poodle and asks, "What you in here for?"

Poodle: "Well, I'm kinda hyper, jumping, breaking things, pissing all over the expensive furniture. So my master brought me in to put me to sleep."

Schnauzer: "That's terrible!!!"

Poodle, to Schnauzer: "What are you in here for?"

Schnauzer: "Well, I'm pretty old, been around a long time. Can't control my bowel movements, can't see, I snap at everyone and the other day I accidently bit my master. So I've been brought in to be put to sleep."

Poodle: "That's terrible!!"

After a long pause, the poodle turns to the great dane and asks him what he's in for.

Great Dane replies, with a deep southern drawl, "Wellll, my mistress is one of those super models you see on the beer commercials - a real fox. But, she has the bad habit of walking around the apartment naked, thinking no one is around to see her, but it just drives me crazy! Well, the other day, she bent over to pick something up off the floor and... well, I just couldn't help myself. I jumped her from behind, knocked her down to all fours and had my way with her."

"Oh, my god!", says the poodle. "So she brought you in to be put to sleep?"

"Nope", says the Dane, "She brought me in to have my nails trimmed."