10-20-2012, 21:28
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The Pearly Gates
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two Green Berets arrive.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting at the entrance.
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be judgmental here.
This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."
"Who, the Green Berets?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly Gates..."
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10-21-2012, 07:35
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Peter...sahn!!! 
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10-21-2012, 08:20
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I'm guessin' 18C's?
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10-21-2012, 08:37
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Guess the fire base needed new gates 
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10-21-2012, 11:52
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They didn't steal the gates, they just borrowed them.
Last edited by mojaveman; 10-22-2012 at 03:57.
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10-21-2012, 12:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SF_BHT
Guess the fire base needed new gates |
Where there is great need great deeds are required.
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10-21-2012, 13:17
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During a week or so training event ,'86 in Columbus, MS ; I had a life size cutout of "Elvira", and a few others. Elvira was an ad for a beer, and we came across it as a "gift" from the Base class six store. She was in my command tent, and drew a lot of attention. In the field were medics, Civil Engr's, SP's, and elements of 20thGP(A). Just about dawn on day three, Elvira was seen leaving the base in the back of an SF'ers POV, and later delivered to an SF'er in the hospital downtown.
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10-22-2012, 09:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard
Peter...sahn!!! |
LMAO, first thing that popped in my head.
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