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Old 05-01-2012, 17:30   #1
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True Love Minnesota style

Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota . It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over.
Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some smokes.
She asked him for some money, but he told her, Nah, yust put it on our tab.

So Lena valked across, got the smokes at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake.
Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up
da tab at da store. Why didn't you yust give me some money?

Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet.


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Old 05-01-2012, 19:12   #2
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Oy Vay.

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Old 05-01-2012, 19:19   #3
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Lived in Mankato when I taught ROTC...lots of Ole/Lena

Ole was taliknig to Lena's Mama prior to nuptuals....Lene's Mama said "Ole, I think you ought to know...Lena has acute angina"
"Good Mama"says Ole, "Cause her face ain't that cute!"....
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Oy Vay.

The correct response is "Uff da!"
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:28   #5
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The correct response is "Uff da!"
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