On behalf of the M.O.D. I should like to protest, in the strongest language possible, the naming of the latex fowl in question after HRH Prince Charles' significant other, the Duchess of Cornwall (physical similarities notwithstanding).
I have asked my contacts in the Royal Family to file an official complaint with the The White House, the California Board of Education, NASA, and the National Chicken Council.
And may I add Sir,..... Haruumph!
Sincerely,
Brig. Sir Arthur Conman Doyle IV (ret)
VC, OBE, KG, BVD