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Old 02-13-2012, 22:41   #1
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Valentine's Day no more

take that, ladies


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Old 02-14-2012, 13:19   #2
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According to Bloomberg

Scarred Hearts Can Be Mended With Stem Cell Therapy
February 14, 2012, 1:51 PM EST

But, it won't replace the money that cold heartless bitch spent with her neutered and now recently deceased Johnsonless boyfriend.
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Old 02-14-2012, 13:31   #3
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We had a chili cook-off competition at work today. This should go over very well for the single but dating guys.
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Old 02-14-2012, 18:10   #4
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LOLOL!

This is a Hallmark Holiday. I heard a statistic that over 8 Million dollars are spent on this "holiday". Crazy.
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Old 02-14-2012, 18:38   #5
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LOLOL!

This is a Hallmark Holiday. I heard a statistic that over 8 Million dollars are spent on this "holiday". Crazy.
Only $8M? I would expect $8B....

The wife and I boycott this holiday. As a matter of fact she is on her laptop ignoring me right now.....
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Old 02-14-2012, 19:41   #6
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This is a Hallmark Holiday. I heard a statistic that over 8 Million dollars are spent on this "holiday". Crazy.
Another great day for DeBeers.

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Old 02-15-2012, 05:42   #7
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I've never been a fan of this holiday - you shouldn't need a day to remind you to love your spouse and mate.

I am a fan of the more male-oriented version of this holiday on March 14th however.
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Old 02-15-2012, 13:23   #8
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Hurling Arrows @ Cupid

Last night, I took several handmade red paper hearts up to our local range. I passed them out to several guys and we had a field day with Cupid. Many of the guys were up there for date night.

To the dismay of their significant others, they quickly obliterated their bright red targets. I was too busy shooting and admiring their skill and precision to take more photos. One girl was seriously pissed at her man for saying, "Finally, I can get into the spirit of this stupid holiday!"

I may have inadvertently started a new V-day tradition for myself.
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Old 02-15-2012, 14:45   #9
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I've found, the only good thing about Valentine's Day is ..... there's a SH*T load of chocolate on sale at stores, marked down 50% or more.

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I am a fan of the more male-oriented version of this holiday on March 14th however.

LOL I know that one.
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Old 02-15-2012, 22:09   #11
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I've never been a fan of this holiday - you shouldn't need a day to remind you to love your spouse and mate.

I am a fan of the more male-oriented version of this holiday on March 14th however.
LOL I know that one.
FWIW, I think both holidays are irrational.

http://www.piday.org/million.php
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Old 02-16-2012, 10:22   #12
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FWIW, I think both holidays are irrational.

http://www.piday.org/million.php
Either your Google-Fu is weak or you're pulling my leg. No red meat eating, sane man would consider 3/14 an irrational holiday.

I got a good laugh from my wife last year (after she did some research) when I called her from work on March 14 told her we should celebrate the holiday, and I would do my part by supplying the steaks.
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Old 02-16-2012, 16:28   #13
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3.14

I was a math major once...but the 3.14 holiday has much better meaning than pi.
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Old 03-13-2012, 18:35   #14
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Ladies, a public service announcement - tomorrow is March 14 - men's valentines day.

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Old 03-13-2012, 19:30   #15
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Happy Male Valentines Day. It's gotta be a real holiday, there's an official website.
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