01-06-2012, 08:17
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The Greatest Product Review
Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you the Ninja Forearm Machete Blade Full Tang Knife Sword
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/03/th...#ixzz1ighEhzYn
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01-06-2012, 08:48
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If you build it, they will buy it.
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01-06-2012, 09:28
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You have got to be shittin me.......um......... 
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01-06-2012, 09:50
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They forgot a bottle opener!
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01-06-2012, 10:12
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Wow!!!!!
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01-06-2012, 10:26
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I'm waiting for the flamethrower attachment.
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01-06-2012, 11:44
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My favorite part was the fact that he lived in Martial Arts Land in the Congo.
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01-06-2012, 23:46
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Originally Posted by mark46th
If you build it, they will buy it.
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The small print said: "Only sold to Ninjas"
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01-07-2012, 00:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
The small print said: "Only sold to Ninjas"
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Then this is your lucky day:
How to Become a Ninja
Tips & Warnings:
- No screaming even when you're scared.
- Don't be scared.
- Watch out for Samurai and Pirates.
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01-07-2012, 02:06
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Also, for what it's worth, contra the writer for the Daily Caller, the greatest Amazon product reviews ever written still belong to Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. This $45.00 decanter of 128 ounces of creamy goodness has inspired a veritable Algonquin Round Table of product reviews. 1,304 reviews at last count.
A close second for Uranium Ore. Most helpful review: "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
Honorable mention to The Mountain Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt, although it only has about 39 reviews so far. Actually, pretty much any T-Shirt from The Mountain.
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01-08-2012, 15:29
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Gentleman's gentleman
In the Bruce Willis movie Hudson Hawk (cult or turkey - take your choice!), the butler had great forearm swords. They shot out of sleeves then unfolded like a large switchblade. I'll see your spring loaded derringer and raise you two swords!
Maybe someone less a Luddite than me can find and post a picture?
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01-09-2012, 21:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Airbornelawyer
Also, for what it's worth, contra the writer for the Daily Caller, the greatest Amazon product reviews ever written still belong to Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. This $45.00 decanter of 128 ounces of creamy goodness has inspired a veritable Algonquin Round Table of product reviews. 1,304 reviews at last count.
A close second for Uranium Ore. Most helpful review: "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
Honorable mention to The Mountain Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt, although it only has about 39 reviews so far. Actually, pretty much any T-Shirt from The Mountain. |
Clearly this is one of my favorite comedy threads, your post made me laugh to the point of tears. That T-shirt, hah!
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01-10-2012, 04:38
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" Does it come with a get out of jail free card" ? TK.
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