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Old 09-22-2011, 07:54   #1
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BJ Clinton Caught Stealing Moon Rock

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...es/?test=faces

For years, Arkansas historians have searched for a valuable lunar rock from the Apollo 17 mission, one of the moon rocks NASA presented to each state in the 1970s.

While other states also continue to dig for the rocks that came to be known as the Goodwill Moon Rocks, the mystery in Arkansas was solved Wednesday -- sort of -- when an archivist discovered it in former President Bill Clinton's gubernatorial papers.

Still up in the air is how the moon rock got there.



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Old 09-22-2011, 08:08   #2
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They need to check Hillary's office - it's an open secret that Hillary's got more stones than Bill.

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Old 09-22-2011, 08:17   #3
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"BJ Clinton Caught Stealing Moon Rock"

- not what the story claims.

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Old 09-22-2011, 08:23   #4
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"BJ Clinton Caught Stealing Moon Rock"

- not what the story claims.

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That's why I put it in this section, Megamind.
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That's why I put it in this section, Megamind.
I don't get it.

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Old 09-22-2011, 08:39   #6
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I don't get it.

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It's a link to a story about the Moon Rock being found in Clinton's effects.

Clinton's been busted for lying, adultery and other stuff. I thought it would be funny to change the headline a little and post it in the Comedy Section as satire.

The "Megamind" reference goes back to a comedic post made earlier today in another thread.
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:48   #7
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Of Course....

My $.02 the best part of the article was the unrelated picture and caption.


" Nov. 9: Former President Bill Clinton presents a 2009 Glamour Women of the Year award in New York. "


Of course he was there...
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Probably in a box with the White House Silverware and all of the "W" keys too!!!

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For years, Arkansas historians have searched for a valuable lunar rock from the Apollo 17 mission, one of the moon rocks NASA presented to each state in the 1970s.

While other states also continue to dig for the rocks that came to be known as the Goodwill Moon Rocks, the mystery in Arkansas was solved Wednesday -- sort of -- when an archivist discovered it in former President Bill Clinton's gubernatorial papers. Snip
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Old 09-23-2011, 13:06   #10
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" Nov. 9: Former President Bill Clinton presents a 2009 Glamour Women of the Year award in New York. "

Why do you think Clinton wasn't able to meet the released hikers in Iran? If they had been hot Asian sisters, he would have borrowed Al Gore's private jet to go get them...
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