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Old 08-22-2011, 19:31   #1
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Collective Nouns

Nouns use to describe groups of things, like animals. You probably know these??

Herd of Cows
Pride of Lions
Flock of Geese
Covey of Quail

Did you ever hear??

Cry of Hounds
Sleuth of Bears
Gist of Bees
Clan of Hyenas
Barren of Mules
Weyr of Dragons
Sneak of Weasels


Here is an extensive list with some of the lesser known Collective Nouns.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...www.google.com

Check out Baboons..

How you going to act???
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Old 08-22-2011, 19:47   #2
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I've always liked "murder of crows".

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"Crash" of Rhinos always seemed appropriate...


They should include "Congress of Rats" as an update..
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Old 08-23-2011, 05:56   #4
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They should include "Congress of Rats" as an update..
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Old 08-23-2011, 06:26   #5
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Old 08-23-2011, 23:12   #6
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Old 08-24-2011, 08:02   #7
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"Crash" of Rhinos always seemed appropriate...


They should include "Congress of Rats" as an update..
That is funny but sadly true.
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Old 08-24-2011, 09:03   #8
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And for our fantsasy crowd....

A poster of collective nouns for supernatural creatures.

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Old 08-24-2011, 14:10   #9
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A lawn of gnomes?!?!

GROAN!
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Old 08-24-2011, 14:13   #10
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A bridgeload of Trolls or was that Hercload of Trolls? Whatever...
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Old 08-24-2011, 14:54   #11
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A cesspool of politicians, attorneys, reporters, etc.
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Old 08-24-2011, 14:57   #12
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A slime of liberals.

An ew of fat chicks.

A ralph of beets.

A doh of oh's.
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A cesspool of politicians, attorneys, reporters, etc.
How 'bout a "wallow" of politicians, attorneys, reporters, etc.
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