09-06-2004, 19:19
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Quiet Professional
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I'm a Virgo (Language)
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) you are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a god-dammed communist.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) you are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini’s are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) you are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) you are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) you are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) you are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) you are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
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09-06-2004, 19:32
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JAWBREAKER
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Aquarius here
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
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Damn, that's spooky. 
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09-06-2004, 19:38
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.
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Damn NDD, now you have confirmed that I must have been adopted from roving band of gypsies because from this description I must not know my birthday. Wait a second, I see a shadow with a telephoto lens outside my window. 
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09-06-2004, 19:54
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Area Commander
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) you are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini’s are notorious for thriving on incest.
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Hmmmm. 
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09-07-2004, 01:22
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Guerrilla Chief
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Well, as a Leo, I am compelled to say....that is eerily descriptive. 
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09-07-2004, 02:48
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Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
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Yep...that's me. 
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09-07-2004, 02:54
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) you are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a god-dammed communist.
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Ya so whats your point?
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09-09-2004, 21:02
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Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) you are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
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Damn - so close ...
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09-10-2004, 09:18
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Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
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Sounds like me at work, I agree
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09-10-2004, 09:56
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) you are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.
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Spot on! LMAO
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09-10-2004, 10:11
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Quiet Professional
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Lmao!
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Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
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Well I did get a bus drivers license in 83, when 5th Group was running that desert training at Ft. Hauchaca.
Could not tell you anything about "pimping." 
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09-10-2004, 11:55
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Guerrilla Chief
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PRIMPING poodles, on the other hand, is a speciality
Have a good afternoon: the sun is shining. I got tired of all the damn Ranger Sunshine we'd been having down here of late.
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09-10-2004, 20:35
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Cancer (June 23 - July 22) you are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
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Hmmmmm....
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