What my mom taught me:

[Sdiver]

Religion .... "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
Logic .... "Because I said so, that's why"
Irony .... "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom .... "When you get to my age you'll understand"
Justice .... "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"

and .....

Situational Awareness .... "LOOK OUT !!!!!!!"

[Gypsy]

Originally Posted by Sdiver

Justice .... "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"

Which is why I never wanted to have kids.

I think our mothers are related.