03-01-2011, 14:32
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Van Gogh Family Tree
And here's what a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree with a major in Art History will do for you...
Richard 
His dizzy aunt.....Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes.....Gotta Gogha
The brother who worked at a convenience store.....Stop N. Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....U Gogh
His magician uncle.....Where Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin.....----- A. Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother.....Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach.....Wells Far Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt.....Tang Gogh
The other dancing aunt...Fan Dang Gogh
The bird lover uncle.....Flo Ming Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin.....Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking.....Way-to-Gogh
The bouncy little nephew.....Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco.....Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV.....Winnie Bay Gogh
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03-01-2011, 15:14
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and his what about his reprehensible overtly sexually indiscrete cousin in the children’s toy industry -le gouh
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03-01-2011, 15:17
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and his what about his reprehensible overtly sexually indiscrete cousin in the children’s toy industry -le gouh
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They never mention him very much. 
Richard
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“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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03-01-2011, 15:43
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Let's not forget his late Spanish cousin, En Fue Gogh.
Died of spontaneous combustion, God rest his soul.
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03-01-2011, 16:13
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What about his Italian cousin....?
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03-01-2011, 16:20
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Let's not forget his late Spanish cousin, En Fue Gogh.
Died of spontaneous combustion, God rest his soul.
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It's still a hot topic among the family and really burns them up when it's brought up.
Richard
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“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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03-01-2011, 16:26
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Don't forget his famous formula race car driving great nephew --- Indy Gogh
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03-01-2011, 16:26
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What about his Italian cousin....?
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Uncle Day Gogh? 
Richard
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03-01-2011, 16:34
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Don't forget his famous formula race car driving great nephew --- Indy Gogh
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He was shunned by the family for being such a race-ist!
Richard
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03-01-2011, 16:42
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A sister who loved disco.....Go Gogh
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but changed it to Geaux Gogh after moving to Louisiana.
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03-01-2011, 17:09
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Then there's his chronically out-of-work cousin -- Let Gogh.
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03-01-2011, 17:41
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I think he has some relatives that vist here from time to time...All
wait................
NO GOGHS
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03-01-2011, 17:51
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Snake, I'm a bit uncertain about any race car drivers considering the depth of Absinthe abuse, but I'm absolutely positive that these girls are related to him:the Absinet abusing painting Indigogh Girls
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03-01-2011, 20:12
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Don't forget his british secret agent cousin .... Gogh, Dog Gogh.
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03-01-2011, 20:19
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I can't believe that, on this site, you guys didn't remember the famous Infantry soldier, Leg Gogh.
Unfortunately his twin sister, Lay Gogh, became a hooker in Las Vegas.
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