06-01-2010, 08:40
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How many baboons could you take in a fight?
Take the quiz and find out.
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo
I could take 54 baboons in a fight... or 435 DC polecats. 
And so it goes... 
Richard's $.02 
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06-01-2010, 09:28
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Ha. Nice post. I definitely needed a little humor today.
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06-01-2010, 11:49
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44
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06-01-2010, 12:46
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I shudder to think about what you were searching for on Google that led to that link.
Oh, and only 48...the multitasking one did me in, I know it!
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06-01-2010, 13:03
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43, and now I know how many I can challenge if I ever come upon an angry troop of baboons with that given weapon.
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06-01-2010, 14:24
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60... if only I had a giant ...
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06-01-2010, 17:51
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40.
I'm a little dicey about handling a giant pink dildo, though.
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06-01-2010, 18:20
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57 baboons.
I wonder if that score would go up if I were allowed to fight them with more than a giant dildo
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06-01-2010, 18:31
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50, and that's before I get my Pacemaker/ICD.
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06-01-2010, 19:09
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60 baboons
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06-01-2010, 19:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
40.
I'm a little dicey about handling a giant pink dildo, though.
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49...and that is nothing new to me
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06-01-2010, 20:17
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Wow.
Never knew so many were capable of beating off 50+ baboons with a giant dildo.
That's some hard core monkey spanking.
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06-02-2010, 08:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NORMAL550GIRL
need to get used to the size, Doze?
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"giant" is a relative term. Besides it how you use it. . .
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06-02-2010, 10:49
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You could take 54 baboons in a giant dildo fight!
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06-02-2010, 23:34
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43 baboons! At least I beat Dozer!
Being single and dating gives a guy 'experience' with strange requests from women that long-married guys just don't get!
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