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Old 06-18-2010, 17:32   #1
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Here is the Fix!!

This has not appeared on any major news network. BP has announced that early this morning they installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe & it quit putting out.


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Old 06-18-2010, 19:17   #2
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This has not appeared on any major news network. BP has announced that early this morning they installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe & it quit putting out.


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Now, *that* was good
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Old 06-18-2010, 22:23   #3
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GENIUS!!!

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This has not appeared on any major news network. BP has announced that early this morning they installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe & it quit putting out.


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Nice. That gives us a whole year to plan for the anniversary.


Unless of course we can convince BP to forget flowers. Then we don't have to worry about it putting out ever again
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Old 06-19-2010, 01:20   #4
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Post #18 of the "How to plug the oil leak..." thread at the following link:

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...t=29164&page=2

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