04-23-2010, 05:40
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ITALIAN TRADITIONS
Do you know why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Here is the answer.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside..
"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos" "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
BMT
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04-23-2010, 07:41
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Now that's funny. That sh!t doesn't happen in Ireland. 
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04-23-2010, 07:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
Now that's funny. That sh!t doesn't happen in Ireland. |
Q. What do you call an Irishman who has 1,500 girlfriends?
A. A shepherd!
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04-23-2010, 08:40
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Ouch!
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04-23-2010, 10:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BMT
Do you know why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Here is the answer.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside..
"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos" "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
BMT
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BMT,
Being of Sicilian decent I had to laugh,it was pretty funny................ 
Big Teddy 
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Last edited by greenberetTFS; 04-23-2010 at 10:59.
Reason: Red Flag made me remember my dad only referred himself as Sicilian
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04-23-2010, 10:46
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Funny even to a Scicilian
However, we choose to plate in silver and gold .
RF 1
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