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Old 04-02-2010, 20:29   #1
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A "Federal" state of mind.

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Old 04-02-2010, 20:56   #2
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I wonder if customer-in-question noticed that the salesman never sits down, nor does he have a stool or chair available that I could see.
Shades of Seinfeld episode 113! Source is here.
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GEORGE: See, didn't bother Susan either. That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.

JERRY: Are you sensing anything right now?

GEORGE: Let me just say this. It is inhumane to make a man stand on his feet, in one spot for eight hours a day. Why shouldn't he have a chair?
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Old 04-02-2010, 22:00   #3
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"I've gotta a federal state of mind, and a federal attitude!"
especially if the gun goes off considering the real estate it occupies...
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:07   #4
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"I attribute the little I know to my not having been ashamed to ask for information, and to my rule of conversing with all descriptions of men on those topics that form their own peculiar professions and pursuits." John Locke

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