Pelosi's Driver

Warrior-Mentor · 12-12-2009, 11:38

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy ..

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.

'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'

greenberetTFS · 12-12-2009, 11:48

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Originally Posted by Warrior-Mentor

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy ..

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.

'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'

That's a winner,good way to start today.......

Big Teddy

alright4u · 12-12-2009, 13:13

ROFLMAO

Sigaba · 12-12-2009, 15:08

Interestingly, Ms. Pelosi, nee D'Alesandro, majored in political science as an undergraduate.

In this year book photo here, the future prime minister of the United States, can be seen keeping a stiff upper lip.

I'm thinking there must have been some sort of editorial oversight with the caption next to her photo. It reads:

Quote:

Solemn she is rarely seen / yet thoughts and deep / are there.

Would anyone hazard a guess what the caption actually said?

Zoiks. I just remembered. Senator Feinstein majored in history.

12-12-2009, 16:01

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Originally Posted by alright4u

ROFLMAO

Ditto! Awesome...

Rogue · 12-12-2009, 16:06

Old Cow??? for her that would be a compliment!

Warrior-Mentor · 12-12-2009, 18:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sigaba

Interestingly, Ms. Pelosi, nee D'Alesandro, majored in political science as an undergraduate.

In this year book photo here, the future prime minister of the United States, can be seen keeping a stiff upper lip.

I'm thinking there must have been some sort of editorial oversight with the caption next to her photo. It reads:

Solemn she is rarely seen / yet thoughts and deep / are there.

Would anyone hazard a guess what the caption actually said?

Zoiks. I just remembered. Senator Feinstein majored in history.

WRINKLES. Wrinkles is the missing word.

Solemn she is rarely seen
yet thoughts and deep
wrinkles are there.

...either that, or "radical, leftist visions" ...