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Laura Lou
A guy was sitting quietly reading his newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it !!!" she replied.
"Oh that", he said. "Remember two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was one of the names of the horses I bet on."
"Oh, I'm sorry honey. I should have known there was a simple explanation to this this." his wife replied.
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when his wife walked up behind him and hit him on the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he finally came to he looked at her confused and asked, "What was THAT for?"
The wife exclaimed......."Your horse just called !!!!"
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