08-16-2009, 09:27
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Redneck pick-up lines
1) Did you fart???....cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded???....cuz you sure are special.
3) My love for you is like diarrhea......I just can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card???....cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants???.....cuz I can see myself in 'em.
6) If you was a tree, and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.
9) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If you're gonna regret this mornin', we can sleep in till afternoon.
and the best for last......
11) Your face reminds me of a wrench.........every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up !!!!
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08-16-2009, 13:21
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SF Candidate
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My favorite redneck pickup line is: "Howdy Cuz!"
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08-16-2009, 16:16
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That goes along the lines ... We aint related my daddy left your Ma'ma ...
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08-16-2009, 17:56
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6 has a bit if value....in some circles.
And after the divorce, as they walked from the court house, "does this mean we can't be brother and sister anymore?".
RF 1
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08-16-2009, 17:58
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or the infamous redneck foreplay, "roll over bitch!!"
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08-16-2009, 19:15
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ARMYMOM!!!!
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Hold Hard guys
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing it is great on a hamburger but not so great sticking one up your ass.
Author - Richard.
Experience is what you get right after you need it.
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08-17-2009, 09:41
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Sometimes I calls him "Daddy" and sometimes, I calls him "Uncle Bill".
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08-17-2009, 10:54
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This one always worked for me:
"Are both of those teeth real?" 
Richard
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08-17-2009, 16:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Flag 1
6 has a bit if value....in some circles.
And after the divorce, as they walked from the court house, "does this mean we can't be brother and sister anymore?".
RF 1
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RF1,
Shame on you.......................
Big Teddy 
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney
SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
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08-17-2009, 16:35
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Quiet Professional (RIP)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
Sometimes I calls him "Daddy" and sometimes, I calls him "Uncle Bill".
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Dozer,Dozer,Dozer............ 
Big Teddy
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney
SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
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