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Lion Tamer
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and
only two people show up.One is a older retired golfer in his
late 60s and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good
or you're history. Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and
the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl
and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws
open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her
and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss
her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says,
"I've never seen a display like that in my life!"
He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
"No problem," replies the tough old golfer,
"just get that damn lion out of the way."
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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