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04-20-2009, 18:12	#1
Kyobanim Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Central Florida Posts: 3,045	Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year. A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied. __________________ "Are you listening or just waiting to talk?" Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing." Optimus Prime
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04-20-2009, 19:54	#2
Richard Quiet Professional Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 15,370	It could be worse - he could be Mr Pelosi. Richard's $.02 __________________ “Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch) “Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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