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Politics through the Eyes of Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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