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UNION RULES
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in LasVegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.' 'Well, if I pay you $100, what
cut do the girls get?' 'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she
answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.' 'That's more like it!' the
union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. 'I'd like her,' he said. 'I'm
sure you would, sir,' said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here
has 67 years seniority, and according to union rules, she's next.'
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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