To all my friends who enjoy a glass

[Penn]

or more of wine........... and to those who don't.

As Ben Franklin once said: In wine, there is wisdom,
in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria.

Through a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have discovered that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

So Remember: Water = Poop, While Wine = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service

[Five-O]

I think it is safe to say that you are preaching to the choir..

[Red Flag 1]

In the same frame of wisdom:

A lady once offered W.C.Fields a glass of water. Mr. Fields resopnded with," water.....you must be daft, fish f#^& in water".


RF 1

[Beerhunter]

The sign of a good leader is how the take of the troops.

"Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop."
-Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944
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[Soft Target]

Why is this in "The Comedy Zone"? Should it not be in a more appropriate place; like, SOF Medicine?