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Old 11-20-2008, 11:07   #1
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Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine. . .and those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -- a bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop (that's over 2.2 pounds)!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum , whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember:
Water = Poop;
Wine = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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Old 11-27-2008, 18:17   #2
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Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

LOL, good advice!!
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