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Old 02-01-2004, 10:12   #1
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Lucky Guy

An ugly leg walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face...

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the
railroad tracks, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time!

We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky SOB. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno. Never found the head."
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Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home.
He knows only The Cause.

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Old 02-01-2004, 12:40   #2
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OMG, I'm sure glad nothing was in my mouth while I read that, because it would have been all over the monitor! ROTMFFLMMFAO!
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