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Originally Posted by BMT
Hillary Clinton Monument Committee
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I don't want to sound cheap or any-thing,, but I think ST Peter has this already taken care of...
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible, ' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?' asked the man.
'Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan '
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Neither shalt thou make marriages with them (the Clinton's(sic)). Thou shalt not take his daughter for thy son: For she will turn away thy son from following me, that he may rather serve strange gods, and the wrath of the Lord will be kindled, and will quickly destroy thee. (Deut. 7: 3, 4)
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