Go Back   Professional Soldiers ® > At Ease > The Gourmet Guerrilla

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-29-2011, 13:04   #1
PSM
Area Commander
 
PSM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cochise Co., AZ
Posts: 6,204
Grasshopper Fritters

When we arrived on our new property here in Arizona, we were swarmed by honking big grasshoppers. One type averaged at least 3" long and about an inch wide. They immediately attacked my wife's plants and reduced the leaves by nearly half, so she moved them inside.

In high school I remember guys buying chocolate covered ants and fried grasshoppers and teasing the girls with them. So I thought I'd check out recipes for these bugs. This one looks interesting:

Grasshopper Fritters
from 'Ronald Taylor's "Butterflies in My Stomach"

3/4 cup sifted flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
3/4 c milk
1 egg, slightly beaten
1 c grasshoppers
1 pt. heavy cream beaten stiff

Sift flour, baking powder and salt together into a bowl. Slowly add milk and beat until smooth. Add egg and beat well.

Pluck off grasshopper wings and legs, heads optional. Dip insects in egg batter and deep fry. Salt and serve.

Link: http://www.faculty.de.gcsu.edu/~cbad...thinsects.html

************************

Can anyone suggest a good wine to go with it?

Pat
__________________
"Hector Lives!"

"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass

"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager

"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
PSM is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2011, 18:53   #2
Gypsy
Area Commander
 
Gypsy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Midwest
Posts: 7,134
I'd serve them with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

Oh wait...
__________________
My Heroes wear camouflage.
Gypsy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2011, 19:07   #3
Dusty
RIP Quiet Professional
 
Dusty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Ozarks
Posts: 10,072
They are tasty, especially served with Picante Squirrel and Orange Barrel.
__________________
"There you go, again." Ronald Reagan
Dusty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2011, 19:52   #4
Oldrotorhead
Guerrilla Chief
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 830
Their smaller cousins are on a lot of menues in Oxaca Mexico and aren't bad. I'm sure I must have eaten worse things in Asia. Yes I also ate the Chocolate covered ants and bumble bees when I was a kid, they more or less just added crunch to the chocolate.
Oldrotorhead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2011, 20:31   #5
twistedsquid
Guerrilla
 
twistedsquid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Northern Colorado
Posts: 482
88% pure protien...12% fat...paleo perfect
twistedsquid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2011, 22:41   #6
Sarski
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Bet you could first marinate them in some Jack Daniels for a few hours. Yum!

Last edited by Sarski; 11-29-2011 at 22:46.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 08:51   #7
SPEC4
Guerrilla
 
SPEC4's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Nebraska, by way of California
Posts: 184
grasshopper gourmet

They are big in Nebraska too. I put a saddle on the bigger one.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg grasshopper cuts.jpg (82.2 KB, 40 views)
__________________
“I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days.” — Daniel Boone

Learn from the mistakes of others...you won't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it ......it's CRAP.

If you stay ready you don't have to get ready - an old Fireman

Last edited by SPEC4; 11-30-2011 at 08:55.
SPEC4 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 12:27   #8
mark46th
Quiet Professional
 
mark46th's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Orange, Ca.
Posts: 4,950
Deep fry them, Southeast Asian Chips...
mark46th is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 13:08   #9
greenberetTFS
Quiet Professional (RIP)
 
greenberetTFS's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Carriere,Ms.
Posts: 6,922
Quote:
Originally Posted by NORMAL550GIRL View Post
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Shame on you NG,I'm really disappointed,I thought you were "GB timber"...........


Big Teddy :
__________________
I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver

SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney

SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
greenberetTFS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2011, 13:11   #10
PedOncoDoc
Area Commander
 
PedOncoDoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Northeast Utah
Posts: 1,712
Quote:
Originally Posted by greenberetTFS View Post

Shame on you NG,I'm really disappointed,I thought you were "GB timber"...........


Big Teddy :
I'm sure she only threw up in her mouth so she could revisit a particularly pleasant meal from earlier in the day.
__________________
‎"The dignity of man is not shattered in a single blow, but slowly softened, bent, and eventually neutered. Men are seldom forced to act, but are constantly restrained from acting. Such power does not destroy outright, but prevents genuine existence. It does not tyrannize immediately, but it dampens, weakens, and ultimately suffocates, until the entire population is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid, uninspired animals, of which the government is shepherd." - Alexis de Tocqueville
PedOncoDoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2012, 20:41   #11
PSM
Area Commander
 
PSM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cochise Co., AZ
Posts: 6,204
OK, there seems to be an omission in the recipe. Do you kill the 'hoppers first or coat them and let them die in the hot oil; kinda like lobster fritters?

Our crop this year is much smaller in size than last year. I shot a few with my .45. That's not going to work. Any suggestions?

Pat
__________________
"Hector Lives!"

"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass

"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager

"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
PSM is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2012, 06:28   #12
echoes
Area Commander
 
echoes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: OK. Thanking Our Brave Soldiers
Posts: 3,614
Quote:
Originally Posted by PSM View Post
OK, there seems to be an omission in the recipe. Do you kill the 'hoppers first or coat them and let them die in the hot oil; kinda like lobster fritters?

Our crop this year is much smaller in size than last year. I shot a few with my .45. That's not going to work. Any suggestions?

Pat
Hi Pat, here is what I came up with...

According to the below research, I would first try and determine if the grasshopper could potentially be a female carrying eggs. If I had a choice, I would opt to eat the grasshopper not carrying the eggs, but that is personal preference.

More research below shows a tradtional recipe that requres boiling first.

If it were me, I would take a live grasshopper and submerge it in a bowl of a thick marinade which will suffocate the insect, then I would fry it. (Obviously taking a .45 to the little things is killing off your chow!)

Hope this helps!

Holly

http://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/...rasshopper.htm

Description

Adults: The overall color gradually changes from a pinkish-brown or reddish-brown to more of a yellowish-brown hue as the grasshopper reaches sexual maturity. The adults bear fully developed wings with large dark brown spots on a lighter background. Adults are distinctly different in appearance from the immature stages (nymphs). The length of the male is 39 to 45 mm, whereas the female is 42 to 55 mm.

Eggs: The female American grasshopper deposits her eggs in the soil about 2 to 3 cm below the surface by pushing her ovipositor down into the substrate. The grasshoppers prefer areas with some ground cover to deposit their egg clusters. The egg cluster generally consists of 60 to 80 eggs that are secured together by a frothy polymer-like substance that the female secretes. Females may lay up to three egg pods. The eggs are 7 to 8 mm in length and are light orange in color.

__________________________________________________ ____________

http://books.google.com/books?id=SiB...ecipie&f=false

Unmentionable Cuisine
By Calvin W. Schwabe

Fried Grasshoppers (Jourad) Arab Countries

Boil prepared locusts then fry them in oil or butter. Or fry the prepared insects without boiling and serve in a little vinegar.
echoes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2012, 08:10   #13
mark46th
Quiet Professional
 
mark46th's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Orange, Ca.
Posts: 4,950
How many grasshopper eggs to make an omelette?
mark46th is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2012, 09:10   #14
echoes
Area Commander
 
echoes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: OK. Thanking Our Brave Soldiers
Posts: 3,614
Quote:
Originally Posted by mark46th View Post
How many grasshopper eggs to make an omelette?
Sir,

As my research suggested;

"The egg cluster generally consists of 60 to 80 eggs that are secured together by a frothy polymer-like substance that the female secretes. Females may lay up to three egg pods. The eggs are 7 to 8 mm in length and are light orange in color."

From that data I would opine that a dozen or so female grasshopper egg secretions would be able to sustain as an omlet, give or take a few?

It would take work though to prepare the eggs after the female has been rendered dead, but it could theoretically be done am sure....by a very highly skilled special operative with a lot of patience, and a hungry stomach needing sustanance in the wild?

Holly
echoes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2012, 09:33   #15
PSM
Area Commander
 
PSM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cochise Co., AZ
Posts: 6,204
Between echoes' and Sarski's suggestions, perhaps marinating them in Jack Daniel's overnight is the best bet. Doesn't help that my wife stomps on every one she sees.

They're Mexican Generals, by the way.

Pat
__________________
"Hector Lives!"

"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass

"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager

"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
PSM is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 22:21.



Copyright 2004-2022 by Professional Soldiers ®
Site Designed, Maintained, & Hosted by Hilliker Technologies