Ollie and Lena

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Don't know if you heard about Lena and Ollie in Minnesota.. Seems Lena
got pregnant and when the time came to deliver.. Ollie drove her to the
hospital in Owatonna in the pickup truck with the cattle rack on back.
Well, the doctor was there and when the time was right, out pops a
little boy.. which excited Ollie to no end.

No sooner than when they got the little feller all cleaned up, out
pops a little girl. That astounded Ollie.. Well two minutes later out
pops another little girl which just flabgerghasted Ollie.

So a month later Ollie loaded Lena and the three youngins' in the self
propelled combine and headed to town to see the doctor. Ollie asked
the doctor how it could be that they ended up with three when they
only had sex once.

The doctor gave a number of medical reasons which Ollie did not
understand.. but then Lena piped in and said "member
Ollie, ve could not fine the Vaseline and ve used 3 in 1 oil instead.
Ollie said "oh, by gosh, that is right, darn good thing ve did not use WD40!

So it goes in Minnesota


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