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New Ford Pick Up
I just bought a new Ford F-150 and returned to the dealer the next day because I
couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky
or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On the Road Again' came from the
speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My
Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,
'I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,
but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie
Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on d rums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton
on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this truck
Jim
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"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." [Samuel Adams]
Jim
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