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Old 01-11-2008, 23:15   #1
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Wedding Test

THE WEDDING TEST

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me.That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty three years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She then whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned.

I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.
My whole future family-in-law was standing outside. With tears in my future father-in-laws eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is.....

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 01-16-2008, 13:26   #2
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LMAO!
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:16   #3
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LMAO! That's a good one
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Old 01-25-2008, 11:06   #4
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I just sent this to a buddy of mine.

His reply...."What are condoms?"
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Old 01-25-2008, 19:30   #5
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...cause ya shoulda said "rubbers" ...
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Old 01-27-2008, 14:33   #6
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Yup, that's a keeper!
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Old 01-27-2008, 17:28   #7
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I definetly would have failed that test!
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