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About those Church Hymns
A minister decided to do something a little different one
Sunday morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn
that comes to
your mind."
The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE
OLD RUGGED
CROSS."!
The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to
sing "AMAZING
GRACE, how sweet the sound."
The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS
POWER IN THE
BLOOD"
The Pastor said "SEX"...
The congregation fell into total
silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look
around at each
other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a
little old 87
year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS
MEMORIES."
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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