REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT or RED NECK ?

[sg1987]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the Corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, Praises Allah,. raises the knife, and charges at you

You are carrying a Glock 40 cal., and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?



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Democrat's Answer:



Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of His Hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?



Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?



If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
Family get away while he was stabbing me?



Should I call 9-1-1 ?



Why is this street so deserted?



We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican's Answer:



BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click ...



Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"



Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"



Wife: "You are not taking that to the taxidermist

[The Reaper]

This was written by an idiot who does not know squat about guns. Probably a closet liberal.

1. Glocks have no manual safety.

2. A Glock 22 or 23 in .40 S&W should have made it to at least BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! before requiring a reload. At that point, if the terrorist is still moving, you are not likely an expert shooter.

3. Winchester Silver Tips are hollow points.

TR

[Razor]

Originally Posted by The Reaper

2. A Glock 22 or 23 in .40 S&W should have made it to at least BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! before requiring a reload.

From all the stories out there, I think a Glock in any caliber other than 9mm would go BANG! BANG! BANG! KaBOOM!

[Roguish Lawyer]

Originally Posted by The Reaper

This was written by an idiot who does not know squat about guns. Probably a closet liberal.

1. Glocks have no manual safety.

2. A Glock 22 or 23 in .40 S&W should have made it to at least BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! before requiring a reload. At that point, if the terrorist is still moving, you are not likely an expert shooter.

3. Winchester Silver Tips are hollow points.

TR

LOL, still a funny concept! Story should be edited and reposted . . .

[Defender968]

Originally Posted by Razor

From all the stories out there, I think a Glock in any caliber other than 9mm would go BANG! BANG! BANG! KaBOOM!

LOL now that's funny!

Although I carry one every day and I would much rather carry a Sig of any kind than my Glock, I do feel obligated to say that I've put several thousand rounds through my issued Glock 21, which is a Gen 1 and has been in the department probably since the mid 90's, and it's never gone KaBoom thankfully.

But I'd still much rather have a Sig or H&K in my holster!

[7624U]

Why would I be walking down a street in Iraq with my wife and kids in the first place is what I would like to know ?