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Old 01-30-2007, 11:29   #1
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OLDER COUPLE SEX

OLDER COUPLE SEX


An older couple in Washington goes to the doctor. He asks the husband if sex is still good and if he has any questions.

Old Man: "In fact, I do! After having sex with my wife I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly. Why?"

Surprised he can still do it twice, the doctor then sees the wife.

After examining the elderly wife, the doctor said:

- "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

Doctor: "Your husband has an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually
hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold
and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

Old Lady: "Crazy old fart! That's because the first time is usually in July and
the second time is in December!
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Old 01-30-2007, 21:08   #2
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That's funny

I just sent that to my wife and she thought it was hilarious. Sounds like us for all the time away!
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