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Old 01-27-2007, 11:21   #1
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My girlfirends, best friends dad said to me.

Well I'm dating a girl who's best friends father is ex-Special Forces, and he is my girlfriends God-father. So he said that if i ever bring her home late or touch (as in kiss) his God-daughter , he would find out then hunt me down and make me have an accident. You think this is probably a sincere and true threat? I'm kind of leaning towards the yes side on this one, but I thought i would get your opinions on this matter. Thank you for taking the time to read this thread and give your opinion, and have a good day.


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Old 01-27-2007, 11:34   #2
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What ??

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Well I'm dating a girl who's best friends father is ex-Special Forces, and he is my girlfriends God-father. So he said that if i ever bring her home late or touch (as in kiss) his God-daughter , he would find out then hunt me down and make me have an accident. You think this is probably a sincere and true threat? I'm kind of leaning towards the yes side on this one, but I thought i would get your opinions on this matter. Thank you for taking the time to read this thread and give your opinion, and have a good day.


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This isn't the "Love Connection" or "Dr. Phil" Maybe some one on "MySpace" is better suited for juvenile questions.
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Old 01-27-2007, 11:37   #3
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Very simple...Kiss her...tell him....and find out.
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Old 01-27-2007, 12:22   #4
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This isn't the "Love Connection" or "Dr. Phil" Maybe some one on "MySpace" is better suited for juvenile questions.
Well this is offtopic section and this is an offtopic question... And i was asking advice cause alot of the people on here are older and wiser than i am when it comes to things like this, where as myspace i would be asking some 15 yr old who has no knowledge about relationships and is pulling stuff out of his.... Yea you get the picture..

Also i may be a adreniline junkie but kissing her then telling him is even too far for me.
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Old 01-27-2007, 12:22   #5
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Very simple...Kiss her...tell him....and find out.
Now there's a good test! Can I sell tickets?
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Old 01-27-2007, 12:25   #6
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Now there's a good test! Can I sell tickets?
If i do that, you can be the bookie taking bets, you would make more money.
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Old 01-27-2007, 12:30   #7
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Very simple...Kiss her...tell him....and find out.
In for a penny in for a pound. If kissing her will get you killed than you might as well get your moneys worth. Stop being scared of your own shadow. The guy is yanking your chain.
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It was nice of him to warn you. If he felt he needed to, I'm surprised you're still dating his God-daughter. Of course you were (????) enough to ask a Dr. Phil question on this board. I'm moving this thread to the appropriate forum. Then it's open season. Peregrino
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Old 01-27-2007, 12:35   #9
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In for a penny in for a pound. If kissing her will get you killed than you might as well get your moneys worth. Stop being scared of your own shadow. The guy is yanking your chain.
Ok thanks. Yea thats true in for a penny in for a pound.
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I don't think you need to worry about him. He is after all, an ex-SF solider. He's NOT going to kill you or harm you in any way. No....what he's going to do is, make you PAY a weekly fee (ie. money) to him, so that he can keep his Beer and Knife collection up to speed.

Now if he said he was an ex-SEAL......then I'd be checking your brake lines on your car, if I where you.

SD - Cute but you might want to check how many QPs on this site are either fathers, uncles, or Godfathers of young ladies. I don't believe extortion meets the obligations inherent in those relationships. We may have a few personal "shortcomings" but failing in a duty is not normally one of them. And - FWIW - ex is not the same as former. Let's all use a little more SA. Peregrino
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Well I'm dating a girl who's best friends father is ex-Special Forces, and he is my girlfriends God-father. So he said that if i ever bring her home late or touch (as in kiss) his God-daughter , he would find out then hunt me down and make me have an accident. You think this is probably a sincere and true threat? I'm kind of leaning towards the yes side on this one, but I thought i would get your opinions on this matter. Thank you for taking the time to read this thread and give your opinion, and have a good day.


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He was yanking your chain, but I would think if you EVER hurt that girl I would stay the hell away just the same. I would say he is busting your balls but you do not appear to have any.
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I don't think you need to worry about him. He is after all, an ex-SF solider. He's NOT going to kill you or harm you in any way. No....what he's going to do is, make you PAY a weekly fee (ie. money) to him, so that he can keep his Beer and Knife collection up to speed.

Now if he said he was an ex-SEAL......then I'd be checking your brake lines on your car, if I where you.

I put this thread in the comedy zone vs. throwing his rucksack in the hall because it's so bad, it's comical. Keep things in context. Let's not go ballistic when somebody gives a smart assed reply to a dumbassed question. Peregrino
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Old 01-28-2007, 00:34   #13
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He was yanking your chain, but I would think if you EVER hurt that girl I would stay the hell away just the same. I would say he is busting your balls but you do not appear to have any.
I was raised a gentleman and would never lay a finger on a lady.
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Old 01-28-2007, 09:52   #14
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I was raised a gentleman and would never lay a finger on a lady.
Rider, I appreciate you saying so. You have permission to date my daughter! But if you ever bring her home late, or touch her..............
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Old 01-28-2007, 12:57   #15
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He sounds like a poser to me.

I would call him out and tell him to lighten up.

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