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Old 10-17-2006, 04:25   #1
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The Sensitive Man, like me.

The Sensitive Man, like me.

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears,carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father my children?"

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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Old 10-17-2006, 07:00   #2
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Thats funny right there I don't care who you are....
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Old 10-17-2006, 07:17   #3
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LOL!

Man, oh man...
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Old 10-17-2006, 16:14   #4
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Brilliant.
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Old 10-17-2006, 17:22   #5
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Thats funny right there I don't care who you are....
LOL I have to agree!
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Old 10-17-2006, 19:00   #6
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That's great. I wish I had the guts to do something like that.
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Old 10-17-2006, 23:33   #7
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Wish I had thought of that in my twenties! Great stuff LOL!
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