10-04-2006, 19:46
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Man of the House
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f#@$%ing funeral director would be my guess."
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10-04-2006, 19:52
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LOL! The funny thing is, I can think of several folks to which this situation has probably already happened.
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10-04-2006, 20:45
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f#@$%ing funeral director would be my guess."
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And then you said...?
Pat
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10-05-2006, 06:30
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Originally Posted by PSM
And then you said...?
Pat
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OOOPS, Sorry dear? (a pissed off osama bin mama is a baaaad thing)
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Too many people are looking for a magic bullet. As always, shot placement is the key. ~TR
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10-05-2006, 20:11
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She must be a relation of my wife.
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