Skit

[Penn]

Loud British customer in a restaurant, attempting to get the chef's attention. The chef, who has a hearing disability, is oblivious, but finally notices...

Dialogue

BC, annoyed - Asking the Chef
"Clay pot hay roasted pigeon".
"Are you Daft"

C "Yes, I'm Deaf, from shooting skeet"

BC "You shoot Skeet"?

C "Yes"

BC "Why do you shoot Skeet"?

C" Because it's Fun."

BC "You shoot skeet because it's fun, what do you do with the skeet."

C "Nothing, you just shoot them."

BC "You shoot skeet, but you don't do anything with them, you just leave them, you must be Daft!"

C "Yes, I said I was deaf" "But no, they are clay pigeons."

BC ''You shoot skeet for fun, and you leave them because they are clay pigeons, and on the menu you have "Clay pot hay roasted pigeon"?

And you are telling me you're not Daft?"

C "God Almighty, I said I am deaf!" Let's forget about the skeet, the pigeon and my hearing loss"

"May I suggest a simple salad and the Calamari"

BC "What is Calamari?"

C "It's Squid, they are invertebrates."

BC "You want me to eat an invertebrate?"

C "I Just am suggesting The Squid, because its simple"

BC "What does it taste like?"

C "Some say meaty and chewy, but cooking it tenderizes the meat.

You can also eat the ink, which tastes like the sea and dye mix with anything turns it jet black."

BC You want me to eat an invertebrate, that’s meaty and chewy, tastes like the sea and dye's anything you mix it with jet black?"

"Do you think I want black teeth?

C “you want black tea with your squid?”

BC “NO", I don’t want black teeth or black tea, you are definitely Daft!"

C "For the tenth time, yes, I'm Deaf" Why do you continue to mention my hearing disability, it’s very rude of you,