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Old 11-07-2015, 01:43   #1
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New Change to Phase 1 of SFQC

This really doesn't sound too hard. I'd venture to say that if they allowed women to tryout for the SFQC, they may see a 100% pass rate for Phase 1.

I'm sure the men and women could work closely together and embrace the suck just fine.

I thought some of you might get a kick out of this picture.

Bottom of page 30, for those who want to check it out: http://www.soc.mil/swcs/_pdf/FY15_AcademicHandbook.pdf
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Old 11-07-2015, 05:30   #2
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Kinda makes you want to re-do Phase I once females start the course!
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Old 11-07-2015, 12:43   #3
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Kinda makes you want to re-do Phase I once females start the course!
The instructors may start to wonder why everyone requests a recycle.
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Old 11-07-2015, 15:13   #4
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Yeah right. It will be called "Hog Week."
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Old 11-09-2015, 08:25   #5
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LMAO! I just pulled out the reference copy I keep at my desk. Talk about a Disneyesque Easter Egg!
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Old 11-09-2015, 14:45   #6
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You guys will do more before 9am

than most people do all day long.
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Old 11-11-2015, 11:18   #7
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than most people do all day long.
We had sex-week prior to them making the signal chicks barracks behind ours off limits.
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Old 11-11-2015, 12:59   #8
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Well, I see an uptick in cadre volunteer's for the Camp Mackall gang.
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Old 11-11-2015, 15:12   #9
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Many of you probably didn't even notice that sex-week is an orientation phase that focuses on all things unconventional.

Sex-week is a phase.
Sex-week is an unconventional orientation.
Sex-week is all about being unconventional, and it is also a secret.
Sex-week is a secret phase of instruction that introduces the student to methods of instruction and human dynamics.
Sex-week is nothing more than a fascist, patriarchal, hypermale, cultural brain washing that masquerades as inclusive training designed to further america's consumer driven society and its intrusion into third world countries inhabited by oppressed non-whites.

...or sex-week could just be a typographical error. I'm not really 100% sure at this point.

More research is needed, but if they start doing road marches while wearing red high heeled shoes, then maybe we should all re-read the course catalog a bit closer.
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Old 11-11-2015, 22:15   #11
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That's a pretty funny typo. I'm currently in SFOC and have to say I'm more than impressed with the cadre, course material and attitude of the course. The standards of the gates have gone up (push ups, sit ups, pull ups etc..) and they have really taken a passionate role in the UW lecture. Not that I'm anything yet other than an 82nd vet, but I'm usually a little hard on my cadre and critique a lot of the course material and instruction between me and my buddies. Not here...nothing but studs and relevant information. The cadre from bottom up bring something to the table. Everyday so far has been eye opening. If you're in SFOC or about to be and think these classes are a bunch of bs you're missing the boat. Just my 2 cents.
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