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Old 02-11-2014, 10:53   #1
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Do you have anything to declare?

Donkey penis seized by customs in New Zealand

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A declaration of food items revealed an unusual delicacy during biosecurity inspections at Wellington Airport.

Ministry for Primary Industries staff confiscated a donkey's penis after a Chinese man re-entered the country late last month.

The 29 centimetre-long penis and other donkey meat items were destroyed as they were deemed to be a biosecurity risk.

The man carrying them did not receive a fine or infringement as he had declared the items.
First - if I was asked if I had anything to declare by a customs agent and said, "I must declare, I have a donkey penis." I would likely be slapped and labelled a creep (regardless of whether or not the statement was true in the first place - literally or figuratively).

Second - can one of our resident Kiwis comment on whether this is common, and if they have ever eaten donkey dick?

Last - wasn't sure if this should be here or in the "Gourmet Guerrilla" section.
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Old 02-11-2014, 14:27   #2
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Soooooo .... I guess it wasn't one of these, ugh ???
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