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It's an election year in Texas...
Here in Texas, there is a town called New Braunfels down on the Guadalupe where there is a large German-speaking population.
One hot day, a local rancher was driving out to check on his livestock and noticed a man using his hand to drink water from a metal stock tank next to a windmill.
The rancher stopped, rolled down the window of his truck, and shouted, "Es ist schön, Sie zu treffen...aber trinken Sie nicht das Wasser! Die Kühe haben Scheiße drin!" **
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama/Biden! I can't understand you! Please speak in English!"
The rancher smiled and yelled, "Use both hands, friend!"
And so it goes...
Richard 
** "Nice to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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