11-18-2011, 07:25
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Monkey Crotch
Pakistan bans certain text words including Jesus Christ.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45352418..._central_asia/
The moderate Muslims at it again.
LHC
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11-18-2011, 08:28
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I concur,Pakistan pushes us too far,f**k them,not for this but, for them being the back stabbing Ally from Hell.............  See the "SECRET PAKISTAN" posting which will open your eyes on who they really are............ 
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11-18-2011, 08:55
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Muslims are almost as intrusive into one's life as liberals here in America...
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11-18-2011, 14:11
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I like this comment someone left: "While they are at it, why not add the phrases "U.S. taxpayer money" and "foreign aid" to the list?"
Susan
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11-18-2011, 15:00
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Wutang?..... Wutang?
Really?
That's almost as rediculous as the EU deciding that any company that claims water fights dehydration will face criminal charges.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...hydration.html
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11-18-2011, 15:07
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Ok, can someone please use "Monkey Crotch" in a sentence? I'm having a hard time with that one (never mind wutang)
"My cousin smells like Monkey Crotch?" When does this come up in conversation?
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11-18-2011, 15:24
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Old faithful Urban Dictionary:
Monkey crotch: A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=monkey+crotch
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11-18-2011, 16:10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Sheepdog
Old faithful Urban Dictionary:
[I]Monkey crotch: A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting...
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Didn't realize they wore underwear
(I just got on a list somewhere didn't I?) 
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11-18-2011, 18:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ret10Echo
Ok, can someone please use "Monkey Crotch" in a sentence? I'm having a hard time with that one (never mind wutang)
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I got monkey crotch after the road march, I should not have worn Army issued underwear.
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11-18-2011, 20:11
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Quote:
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Ok, can someone please use "Monkey Crotch" in a sentence?
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No, but I can give you a visual aid.
S.
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11-18-2011, 20:14
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No, but I can give you a visual aid.
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Mein Augen....Ohhh the burning......
There is a woodchuck in that man's drawers...
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11-18-2011, 20:21
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No, but I can give you a visual aid.
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I believe the issue the guy has in that photo is called a "moose knuckle" (the male verison of the "camel toe") - monkey crotch (also known as monkey butt or swamp ass" is when your backside/undercarriage gets sore/raw due to a combination of moisture and friction.
You learn these things talking to kids.
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11-18-2011, 20:22
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Monkey crotch is the "first cousin" of monkey butt.
Ask anyone doing over the horizon in a FLRB what that is and you will get a description.
As far as the Pakis, I hope they get permanent monkey crotch and butt. WE have sucked up that bunch of two faced dogs long enough. May they eat shoes.
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11-19-2011, 08:01
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The condition formerly known as "jungle rot" or "crotch rot"...
I wonder what it was called by the Mesopotamians?
And so it goes...
Richard
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11-19-2011, 14:51
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Quote:
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No, but I can give you a visual aid.
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Oh sweet Mother of God, where is my bleach? Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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