Taxes Dollars fund Top & Bottom Study

[Paslode]

Who dreams this S&%! up?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011...gay-community/

[rdret1]

BBWWWAAAAHHAA! But by God, Social Security checks may not be able to go out next month, because there just may not be enough money in the coffers!

[alelks]

I think I'll apply for a grant to study the Sexual behavior of combat veterans, to see if they differ from the mating habits of the albino hippopotamus, do you think I'll get it?

I'll follow that with a grant to measure how far our political leaders have their heads up their asses and measure the lack of oxygen going to their brains due to the methane gas they are inhaling and compare that to the amount of BS they exhale while speaking. I'm guessing the result will be 100% or better on the exhale portion.

[Ret10Echo]

Originally Posted by alelks

I think I'll apply for a grant to study the Sexual behavior of combat veterans, to see if they differ from the mating habits of the albino hippopotamus, do you think I'll get it?

I'll follow that with a grant to measure how far our political leaders have their heads up their asses and measure the lack of oxygen going to their brains due to the methane gas they are inhaling and compare that to the amount of BS they exhale while speaking. I'm guessing the result will be 100% or better on the exhale portion.

Actually Al, if you go to the Grants.gov website and do a search using keywords "sexual behavior" you come up with 161 hits...

Maybe opportunity knocks?


Came up with zero on a search for Political AND BS, and the methane issues were not associated with "organic" methane production through exhalation...